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Comment: If it were me....

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If it were me....

If it were me and they were complaining about the paint, I would paint it a combination of the brightest ugliest colors I could find. Maybe decorate the front of the house with a series of flower planters made out of old toilets. I kind of like those planters made out of old painted tires turned inside out. Maybe a swing made out of an old sofa would be a nice touch also. And the final touch would be a flock of those plastic pink flamingos randomly placed in the yard. I just love those flamingos!