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In Unrelated News...

Diebold has announced that the new automated mail sorting machines that they have delivered to the Census Department are operating better than expected sorting the huge volume of returns.

[Census Mail Sort Machine Library Dump]

SortMain(currentEnv As ReturnEnvelope)

  If currentEnv.DistrictLean = “Democrat” Then

    SortNormal(currentEnv)

  Else

    If RandNum() > 0.37 Then
      MarkAuditReturnOnlyAsComplete(currentEnv)
      ManualFeedShredCurrentItem()
    Else
      SortNormal(currentEnv)
    End If

  End If

  -- Last Edit 20-Jan-2009 UserID:Acorn