Comment: I've come up with a new police state invention.

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I've come up with a new police state invention.

Jeans with a large vel-cro flap in the back.

You've heard of "Dockers"?

Well these are called "flappers"

When ever you reach a check point, just get out of the vehicle, bend over and open the flap on the back, for your cavity check, or whatever else they have in mind.

You can have all your answers/itinerary written on the flap, so that when it opens it displays them all in one convenient area.