Comment: Wouldn't surprise me.

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Wouldn't surprise me.

They've already stolen "The coffee Party" and "Tea-O-Con" (ideas that were here on the DP first, not mine)

I'm serious. Just let 'em have at it.

When you are at the conveyor belt, taking off your shoes, you can just bend over the conveyor belt and open your flap, and wait for the attendant.

You could call them "TSA trousers" Total Scrotum Access

You could wear some boxer shorts underneath that say

"CAUTION GAS PORT"

Just think if everyone started doing this.

Don't answer any questions. Just bend over and open your flap with all the answers printed on the flap.

This could REALLY speed up those long lines!!