Comment: and when the guard asked what stores he was going to shop at

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and when the guard asked what stores he was going to shop at

..the miscreant should have provided a comprehensive itemized shopping itinerary including a detailed breakdown of how many chicken nuggets he was going to consume at the mickee dees - you must properly follow proper protocols!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ#t=1m54s