Comment: Crank Up Victrola! Jake Towne's Vinyl Arrived Pony Express!

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Crank Up Victrola! Jake Towne's Vinyl Arrived Pony Express!

Jake Towne,

You researched & prepared a message for our Liberty. More jumping spirit than 1,000 leaping frogs. You pledge commitment to properly use the powers "We the People" granted to our small Constitutional Government. More power than a Mississippi riverboat.

Thomas Edison would be proud of your Victrola & Vinyl application to promote liberty. Note the Victrola echo sound quality. Please reorder your message and improve on the sound.

Here, reorders your appealing, powerful message:

  • Sound money. Spend according to requirements, not wish lists. See: Davy Crockett Audit Debt.
  • Honest Banking. Audit the Fed. Lift the Clock-of-Secrecy.
  • Accountable. Commitment to open and honest representation. Monthly reporting on action for us.
  • No direct taxes on people. e.g.: No Income Tax.
  • Limit war to those declared by act to Constitution.
  • Bring troops home from undeclared foreign entanglements. See: George Washington.

You are standing up for our rights! We commend you.

Helpful criticism is seldom adhered; yet you are wise. Now mind you, I am all in favor of using Victrola and vinyl for all its worth.

Sincerely,
Mark Twain

Postmaster: Urgent. Pony Express.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul