Comment: The Declaration of Dependence

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The Declaration of Dependence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all drunks are created equal, that they are endeared to the imbibing of certain drinks, that among these are Beer, Whiskey and Wine -- That to secure these beverages, Taverns are instituted among Men, deriving their just profits from the consent of the drunkards...