Comment: Mark Twain Attends All Parties Worth Attending.

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Mark Twain Attends All Parties Worth Attending.

Mark Twain Willing to Register for All Parties

Rather than trying to be selective, I encourage folks to enjoy politicking. If free food & drink is at parties, all the better. Go to them all.

No invitation necessary.

When you tire of their parties, hold your own. Invite them. Tell other parties to provide free food & drink to your party. In turn, you will schedule their speakers. You might even speak for yourself, at your own party.

Ruckus fun need not cost a cent. Have party favors lining up at any party you favor.

Mixing plaid with stripes will not seem so odd anymore.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul