The way to take the wind out of their sails is not to make hyperbole about digital watches. (Did anyone laugh? Would any pro central-control freak be amused, much less swayed?)
Mock the politicians' grand perceptions of their own power, worth, and righteousness.
Here is a small contribution: Click
I hope someday to see a clueless Obamaton wearing that image at a rally.
Here's another one.
"Fully half the quotations found on the internet are either mis-attributed, or outright fabrications." - Abraham Lincoln