Let's give the TSA the benefit of the doubt.
Maybe they have stopped touching peoples' junk. Unless that is the person being groped is a child. TSA'ers just can't help themselves, like a starving lion at the sight of a helpless fawn.
Don't pedophiles make common practice of going into occupations where they are in regular contact with children? TSA seems like their dream job! Just wait until they're authorized for cavity searches...
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