Comment: My airline pilot husband

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My airline pilot husband

has seen Muslims in full garb, speaking Arabic on their cell phones, and carrying large key chains in full view, pass through the metal detector with out an alarm sounding.

He likes to position himself a couple of people behind an attractive woman in the security line, because TSA will be all over her, and leave him alone.

Oh, the stories he can tell from frequenting airports since 9-11.