Comment: I'm one of the 600,000

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I'm one of the 600,000

in Wisconsin. If Red Dawn were to happen here, I have much better range and accuracy with my 7mm Rem Mag than they have with their AK-47s. I'm down to only 120 rounds though.

Then if they are close enough, I could greet them with a Remington 870 and plenty of buckshot and slugs. The Glock .40 on my belt makes a quick backup.

They can roll in with tanks, but we all know what thermite does to steel. Aircraft? Where could they safely land?

After all that, they might get me, but there are approximately 599,999 of me left.