Comment: Help Wanted: Railroad Tie Work. Tie down those that cannot pay.

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Help Wanted: Railroad Tie Work. Tie down those that cannot pay.

Bring your own black hat. Come along to Texas. Help us clear the way for progress. Help us tie down details. Please help us tie down all that stand in our way. Railroad tracks available.

Work includes: Saddling with debt. Round-ups. Gold dental removal.

Benefits: Wear your own back hat. Ride the open range. Collect deeds of trust.

      Apply today! Texas Jail, Texas.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul