Comment: And lo it came to pass thatJesus got the munchies

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And lo it came to pass thatJesus got the munchies

And then Jesus spoke unto them saying "Holy cats, just listening to you guys maketh me hungry and thirsty and see, there waiteth Mary M with like a boatload of wine coolers but serious guys, all I wanna hear about is a pizza".

Whereupon a great confusion fell upon the disciples and a great argument arose as to what kind of toppings. And this whole thing continued right up until Peter went psycho and chopped somebody's ear off and then somebody called the cops and it ended up with savior getting like totally nailed.

Listening to you guys I'd advise Messiah to wait a while before coming back. When you can get it together enough to order a pizza, maybe just maybe then.

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.