"Your captain has turned off the seatbelt sign. You are free to move about the cabin."
[Set autopilot. Turn on video promotional material. Kick off boots.]
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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