Why, Mark Belling's from Planet Santorum, of course!
Planet Santorum: A liquidy, greasy ball of cowardly yellow bowel effusions floating out beyond the realm of sense and sensibility.
Its sister satellite, Planet Bachmann, was catapulted onto a collision course with a black hole of insanity.
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"
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