Comment: It's Jesus' own fault he's not leading in the polls

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It's Jesus' own fault he's not leading in the polls

his refusal to compromise on his core values for the sake of party is just killing him, and us, and that hair, definitely cut the hair. C'mon Jesus, you might not win this thing, but with enough delegates we could get you on the ticket as VP. Unless you are willing to make a few sacrifices, our best case scenario is a brokered after-life.

πολλα γαρ πταιομεν απαντες ει τις εν λογω ου πταιει ουτος τελειος ανηρ δυνατος χαλιναγωγησαι και ολον το σωμα