**Breaking News** Pigs Learn to Fly & Hell Freezes
You know he changed his mind because someone finally got him high and he realized - This is it...? This is what I've been demonizing all these years.
I've NEVER met a Warmongering Pot Head. Switch out Obama's cigarette with a joint. Who knows, we might actually become a truly peaceful nation.
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