I went to the Naval Nuclear Research Laboratory and watched a legit nuclear reaction in a tank of water. There was a bright flash and some glow for a few seconds and you know what the old worker did next?
A kid asked him if the water was dangerous, and so the worker replied "no," then bent down, put his hand in the water and drank two handfuls. The water is perfectly safe. Don't buy into this, everything is fine.
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