I can't help in you in Romney country except to say befriend the Santorum group.
In Santorum country pull out your handy dandy over large PRO-LIFE button. I found the Santorum folks to be a lot of nice and confused church ladies who are just trying to do their best to vote their conscience. They would rather vote for a Paul Pro-lifer then a Romney slate.
PS. don't mention to them that Santorum voted to fund planned parenthood until after the count, because they will think you are a liar and will not vote for you.
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