You're treated like this because you think you live in a fantasy novel where you can win it all by tossing the ring into Mordor.
What, you think the Federal Government is going to just say, "Crap, they figured out our name is Rumplestiltskin! How in the heck did they guess that!? Well, guess that's it for us. Time to pack it all in and go home. Good game guys!"
"All we have to do, is show up in Federal Court as Administrators of the Trust and they have to obey our demands; it's Trust Law !!!!
If I just hold this happy thought, I can fly! Fly Peter! Fly!
Please repeat after me:
There is no silver bullet. There is no ring to rule them all. There is no sword of Shannara. There is no Deathstar with a hole in it no smaller than a womp rat. There is no crown of the ages. There is no Dovahkiin. I am not the Kwisatz Haderach. I am not living in a fantasy novel. I am not living in a fantasy novel. I am not living in a fantasy novel.
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