..according to the media whores. How are they going to explain the Paul/Romney brokered convention to the masses when for the next 3 months they will be pretending only Romney is left standing? That will be a backtrack I can't wait to see...."..and now back to Wolf..."
"Well, it looks all but sure that Romney's going toe to toe with Obama, but wait, this mystical Paul apparition just arrived on the convention floor with hundreds of supporters here in Tampa and has thrown everyone through a loop...apparently there's this thing called delegate selection...seems odd to me, and since we never reported on it it surely doesn't exist so, what we really want to know is: Will this unheard-of Paul fellow support the selection of the elitists and plutocrats, Romney, after the RNC makes sure he loses...? Or maybe a third party run? Or will he be handing out heroin to the local kids at the playground after tonight's event? Let's ask Anderson who's standing by....Anderson?"
"His name is Roooaa...uh how is that pronounced? I never heard of him...Rooaaan Paahhl? Is that it?..."
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