Comment: you're welcome.

Yup, lately college degrees and being 'lettered' basically means a can of Krylon in 'scientific gloss.'

Like patent leather, they're only an imitation. Like a plastic with wood grains, it may look like the real deal, but upon closer examination you know it's fake, and if it's painted to give it an extra layer of familiarity, it still rubs off, after a short scrutinizing rub-a-dub-dubb.D