Hijacking implies that something is being done illegally, but truth never gets in the way of Faux News. This reminds me of those hilarious pictures of major events if Faux News was around to report them. The revolutionary war according to Faux News: BREAKING NEWS! Terrorists hijack King George III's property and occupy his land! They terrorize patriots in the name of "freedom."
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