In my humble opinion, you should move the three names to the punchline. "The frazzled cocktail waitress apologized profusely to the weasels and scurried to the table next to them. 'Here you are! ' she said. Rick Santorum was incensed. Newt Gingrich winked and asked for her number. Mitt Romney handed her his Platinum American Express card and instructed her to please start a tab."
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