But I'm having fun thinking of all the ways I could enjoy eating with Romney...
-Shake head and roll eyes every time he speaks
-Don't eat... just stare...
-At random moments throughout the meal, interrupt in a robot voice with "I support Mitt Romney. He will save our country. I must vote for him in order to beat Barack Obama."
-Chant "PRESIDENT PAUL! PRESIDENT PAUL! at random points throughout the meal.
-Go wearing flip-flops and tell him you wore them in honor of him.
-Ask him if you can borrow a loan to start a company because you're parents are poor.
-At a lull in the conversation, say "NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"
-Ask the owner of the restaurant to play "Who Let The Dogs Out" on repeat because it's your favorite song.
I could go on...
Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty. -Thomas Jefferson
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