Comment: WANTED! JP Morgan. Insanely Perfect Trading 9 months straight.

WANTED! JP Morgan. Insanely Perfect Trading 9 months straight. 02/15/2011. Submitted humbly by Mark Twain, DailyPaul member.

2012. Update: JP still wanted after all these years. Still trading with abandon. Converting other people's money unto themselves.

JP Morgan Fairy Tale: In their own words... which, like your money, they own.

• 2008. JPMorgan Chase & Co. acquired The Bear Stearns Companies Inc., strengthening its capabilities across a broad range of businesses, including prime brokerage, cash clearing and energy trading globally.
• 2008. JPMorgan Chase & Co. acquired the deposits, assets and certain liabilities of Washington Mutual's banking operations. This acquisition expanded Chase's consumer branch network into California, Florida and Washington State and created the nation's second-largest branch network — with locations reaching 42% of the U.S. population.
• 2010. J.P. Morgan acquired full ownership of its U.K. joint venture, J.P. Morgan Cazenove, one of Britain's premier investment banks.

One bad quarter, does not a bad bank make. It takes time & your money to create such a bank.

A Silver Quarter is still a better investment... after all these years. 25¢ gets you $29.

"This stuff is made in New York City?!... "Get a rope."