The poop joke was given to him by a comedian friend the day of or day before. But it's an old (but funny) joke regardless.
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty." - Thomas Jefferson
"Annoyance is step one of thinking"
"We're all in the same boat, it doesn't matter if you like me"
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