Comment: Neat list. Here's one gem that cracked me up

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Neat list. Here's one gem that cracked me up

183. If you wrap soap into towel it won't leave any bruises when you hit someone. You are welcome.
same with potatoes in a stocking, and having someone hold a telephone book on the victim whilst another person hits the telephone book with a baseball bat.

Delegates heading to Tampa, take note.

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