Hotel Chambermaid: [Knock on door] Housekeeping! Here to make up your room sir... Mr R? Mr R, are you here?
[Push door open slowly. Push rumpled ballots, bottles & cans back to clear path into room. Posh, gilt hotel room in disarray Presidential primary ballots stacked high, spilling out onto balcony.]
Chambermaid: Oh, my lord! Oh, praise be.
[Ballots slip off Victrola & fall to floor. "I fought the law & the law won." - Bobby Fuller.]
Chambermaid: What trouble has befallen our promised land?
[Victrola stands resolute as a band of angels come... Marion Williams - Swing Low Sweet Chariot]
[Hum] Swing low, sweet chariot, Comin' for to carry me home;
Swing low, sweet chariot, Comin' for to carry me home
Newspaper boys hark the Herald morning press: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Ron Paul wins! Extra! Extra! Ron Paul wins!
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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