Who would have ever thought you could convince a population, that anyone that questions their government is a crazy person? Simply avoid any criticism or consequences of their actions by simply saying, "thats nuts," we would never do those things or cover -up things.
If i ever am charged with a crime, i will try this strategy out in court..... " Your honor, these allegations that i "conspired" to buy weed from a cop that supposedly pretendted to be a pot dealer are absurd. Its a crazy copnspipracy theory. We don't have time for sideshows and carnival barkers. So please dismiss these crazy charges so we can move on and i can go home and smoke a J....ahh i mean tobacco cigarette.
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