I don't have any guns...OH those guns? Well, I lost them. No wait someone stole them. You're gonna search my house you say? I suppose there's no use asking for a search warrant. Oh I see. Your gun IS your search warrant. I guess I can't stop you.....................Told you I didn't have any guns. I would have turned them in like a good little sheople. Baaah Baaaaahhhhhhh!
Hey Fred, they're long gone. You can dig up those guns in the flower bed and bring em back in the house.