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Comment: 3 second trader sits poolside .Several trucks sit idling nearby.
3 second trader sits poolside .Several trucks sit idling nearby.
News boy hawks morning newspaper at a distance]: Extra, extra! $4.1 billion trade in 3 seconds. Extra! ... 3 seconds trade. Billions!
Resort Manager: [scurry passed news stand.] Good morning sir. Your rooms are ready. Will you be dining poolside? ... Would you prefer in one of your rooms?
3 Second Trader: I'm thinking. Tough decision.
Resort Manager: The front desk made all your requested arrangements. If you would like, I will take your credit card and attend to your account.
Trader: No. I will pay cash. I brought truck loads. [Trucks continue idling in the background.
Resort Manager: Cash? [Quixotic look.]
Trader: Loss of confidence. No faith... Just cash is all I have left.
Resort Manager: Yes sir. ... ... May I run your ID? Just a formality.
Trader: No.
Resort Manager: How will you be paying? ... ...
Trader: I said cash.
Resort Manager: Oh, yes. Quite sorry. ... ... Will there be anything else?
Trader: Eggs Benedict. No questions asked!
Resort Manager: Right away sir.
[Resort manager scurries off.]
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