already made up your mind to stay with Mom and Dad.
You are a (almost) 27-year-old man! For God's sake, GROW UP and START LIVING!
Figure out what you need to do to get a job that requires the college degree you've ALREADY earned, even if that means relocating to a large city. Practice to improve your job interviewing skills.
If you are one of the unfortunate millions who earned a worthless degree, explore your options at a local community college and learn a trade, perhaps starting your own business.
If you stay on your present course you will be a childless, single 35-year-old who lives with Mom and Dad. You may have a lot of silver but you won't be able to say that you've really lived.
You can't afford to waste any more time--move out NOW, find a nice girl, and make a life together. You are only given ONE life, so GET GOING!
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