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US Federal Reserve Note Recall. Toxic ink found. Please return all what you thought was you money. It is acutally "legal tender." It is the responsibility of the US Government toxic waste supplier, nicknamed the Fed, to dispose of their toxic waste. Please return it immediately.
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