You old-earth Pastafarians make me LOL. Six thousand years? Ridiculous. It was only last Thursday when His Pastiness created the earth, sun, planets, stars, and everything, including the Daily Paul, and our memories of "last Wednesday" and "before." He created all the photons that appear to have been racing toward us from distant galaxies for billions of years last Thursday too.
Prove me wrong. You cannot! So my theory is as good as your theory, which is just a theory. Except mine is true. I know it in my pancreas.
"Fully half the quotations found on the internet are either mis-attributed, or outright fabrications." - Abraham Lincoln
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