but I fail to see why buying a crematorium is so ghastly. An undertaker is not a murderer. (Well, there are probably exceptions, but as a rule.) He even looks the part for an mortician. Stylish but creepy.
Lying about being out of Bain in mid 1999, well that's another matter.
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