(ring ring ring)
Thanks for calling Miss Bernadette Peterson at the Social Security Administration. I'm currently away from my desk or firing directly into masses of anarchists and students in the streets with my new .40 S&W. At the sound of the tone please leave your name, number and time of call. Thanks and have a great day!
Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.
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