Comment: Well, maybe a few are watching,

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Well, maybe a few are watching,

but I bet that just like those in the US, the watchers are statistical irrelevant, being part of the extreme deviants beyond the third standard deviation. The masses are either watching sporting events, reality TV, or upstairs stoned and getting it on.

You overestimate the awareness of the public.

"Bend over and grab your ankles" should be etched in stone at the entrance to every government building and every government office.