Comment: New Hire @ Big Bank US silver Reserve Custodian

[09:00 New York. New hire arrives @ Big Bank US Silver Reserve Custodian. Greeted by Human Resources.]

Susan Green, New Hire: I am really excited about my awesome responsibility! Getting to be the actual holder of America's silver reserve. I am so jazzed!

Human Resources: Welcome, young lady. Nice to meet you... Susan Green? I have heard so much about you. First, you must come to our signing room... where you will complete your paperwork along with all the other new hires.... There are a lot of Susans here. We are on a second name basis.

Come to our signing room. There is an empty chair in the balcony. Follow me.... Watch your step. Those stacks of boxes are hypothecation lease forms. You will sign those later. Watch your step.

Sign these forms. No need to read them, as there just isn't time. Just sign where the yellow Post-Its ® indicate. Sign here.. and here... Sign here.. and here... Over here. There. Sign. Sign. Sign here.. and here... Initial here... Sign & date. Sign... Sign...

[Victrola plays: Time goes by. Clock strikes 12:00 noon.]

Human Resources: [Blow whistle] Lunch! Pens down. We will resume signing after lunch.

New Hire: When will we get to see the silver?

Human Resources: What silver? ... [Express sign of puzzlement.] ... You my lass, are here to sign.... Hypotecation lease, mostly.

[Victrola repeats: Time goes by. Clock strikes 17:00. Horn blasts.]

Quitting time. Pens down. You are dismissed.

Susan Green, may I have a word with you... I know its late; however, the mortgage division requested you assist signing a few boxes of our mortgages too, before you start working with Hypotecation.

The rest of you may go... Tomorrow we continue signing. 09:00 sharp! Pip, pip!