Bonbon the rooster has a thing for Ivy, a winedont, he was jumping her so often and hard, she lost more than a fair share of feathers off her back, So I began experimenting in making a saddle for her.
The first thing I tried was I bought some foam visors, that come in an assortment of colors, 4 for a buck, so I bought 12 and put RON PAUL on them. The neighbors got a big kick out of watching the chickens parading the visors, but they didn't really help Ivy, so I went back to the dollar tree, and they had infant tank tops, 50c each. I bought 12, put RON PAUL on them and dressed them every morning. They were so cute, the local TV came to film them, so of course I had to fix up the coop, and the coop became the Ron Paul convention, complete with bunting, Ron Paul banners, USA, FREEDOM, AMERICA, shinny garland.. and I served the ladies fresh corn on the cob and we had one hellofa party. I tried training them to say Ron Paul. Bobbon is the best, Ron Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul Ron Pauuuuul.. I made them all sign a loyalty oath, any Romney, Obama or GJ tee shirts they will get new names, like Stew, Chili, Friccasee, Fried, Soupy, baked, broiled, stuffed, keiv, bbq......
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