Comment: Rand Paul is like "Ron Paul for Dummies"

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Rand Paul is like "Ron Paul for Dummies"

Forget 'blowback' and non-interventionism, this simple message of "I don't believe Jesus would've condoned killing" leaves even the most thick-skulled neocon with few options besides understanding.

Unlike Ron Paul, Rand is bilingual. Both Ron and Rand speak conservatism as their native language (unlike Mitt who speaks it as a second language), but Rand also speaks fluent GOPmoronism. He has a way of communicating with the dumbest, most anti-intellectual Republicans. He is kind of like Anne Sullivan, or the trainer of Koko the Gorilla.

Now if only he could figure out a way to explain basic free-market principles to ferociously ignorant economic-illiterate progressives...