Been to court many times. More than I can count. Gaggles of newspaper reports filled the galleries when I appeared in court. I sat in the witness stand... Stood in front of the judge... At the defense or plaintiff tables. But, all in all, I preferred fishing.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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