Gentleman from Missouri: But wait. Uncle Ben, do you or do you not print money?
Speaker: [Pound gavel] Will the gentleman find his seat in the chamber... Sargent!
Missouri: Ben, is it true that you just print money out-of-thin-air?
Speaker: The gentleman is out of order! [Pound gavel] Sargent!
[Cut audio. Fade video to black.]
Sponsor: Does your country need a loan? Have you asked what your country can do for you? ....
[Sargent at Arms escorts Missouri gentleman from the House Chamber. Walk stoically down the long hall toward the Capitol Steps.]
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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