Comment: Mates, review of your actions leaves me no choice. Marooning.

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Mates, review of your actions leaves me no choice. Marooning.

MAROONING

Marooning is a drastic punishment doled out by pirate crews - reserved for cases... defrauding your crew of a proper share of the plunder. You are to be made, "Governor of an Island" - Marooned on a deserted island. Separately.

Each is to be given only a flask of rum, a flintlock pistol, some gunpowder, and one round of shot.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul