"He tells the kid to come up close and says, "Look at me kid. Do you think I'm not 21? If you don't hand over those cigarettes right now I'm going to reach in their and grab you and pull you through this little hole." "
I know this is serious, but I laughed too. I was reading along, yah, yah, whaaaaawhaaa! yah, yah, it is a shame. But at least it is a laugh on the way.
Really though, they are wanting to set check points on highways...just to check for drugs....TSA in the bus stations...prove your gray hair at the grocery...pick up and detain indefinitely...drone without trial...cheat Ron Paul out of the presidency...but at least we can still laugh...that is one thing that has not been taken.