Comment: heheh

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Show her your "articles of confederation"
See how well she understands "caucuses"
Ask if she wants to exercise her right to "peaceably assemble"
Is she interested in your "stimulus package"?

Just make sure you "secede from the Union" before the "boom and bust"

I'm sorry, I can't help it...I sound like a 7th grader...