Comment: You can call your dogs getting together marriage if you like

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You can call your dogs getting together marriage if you like

Spoken like someone gay trying to sound libertarian.

A) The federal government shouldn't be involved in marriages. It doesn't get any more obvious than that, except to Johnson.
B) As a southern constitutionalist, there isn't any such thing as civil rights. The constitution is a compact between the States.
C) States shouldn't be issuing marriage certificates either.
D) You can call your dogs getting together marriage if you like, but don't expect anyone else to. And you can't force people to call it that.

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