U.S.(Federal Reserve): "What gold?"
Germany: "The gold you've been holding for us."
U.S.(Federal Reserve): "Didn't you read the fine print?"
Germany: "What fine print?"
U.S.(Federal Reserve): "It was in with the instructions for the complimentary toaster."
Germany: "There were no instructions."
U.S.(Federal Reserve): "That's unfortunate, you'll have to contact Beijing Kitchen Appliances."
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