and decided to take a job lying to my fellow citizens for a pay check as I sneeringly joined the DP.
It took me just a little time to come to this decision especially after dropping out of Grimm High School due to a severe problems with whole-body acne and bad case of Viagra-resistent erectile dysfunction.
Failing to find gainful employment as a raw pig guts taster at the the local sausage packing facility...my life-long dream. I found myself once again huddled under the I-95 over-pass bridge hoping for the occasional discarded McDonald's bag to chew on...until I one day saw the GOP cheaters on the internets rise to the challenge of suppressing, yet again... others in their country...especially those who resided closer to the middle of the Bell Curve than I...and I knew I just had to get involved...
I was emboldened that there were others just like me. So I struck out from under my bridge to find them, and to offer my services to their efforts...lying on liberty-minded blogs...pretending that I had an ounce of character that wasn't dipped in liquified pig anus and topped with black-heart flavored tar...tar that I could light ablaze with the flame of "pragmatism"...a flame that would act as a beacon for all dolts to see and follow over a cliff like the lemmings I hold them to be...
Wha? .....hey....who stole my country?
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